Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.
timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY
by It's koni May 12, 2022
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The coolest 13 year old guy who ever lived. He gets all the ladies and everyone wants a piece of him.
With his rainbow spiked hair and cocky charm, who could resist him?
He has his own comic strip and has a sexy future ahead of him.
All hail S.C.
The coolest 13 year old guy who ever lived. He gets all the ladies and everyone wants a piece of him.
With his rainbow spiked hair and cocky charm, who could resist him?
He has his own comic strip and has a sexy future ahead of him.
All hail S.C.
by xAnne June 8, 2010
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Get the Santa Clause Clause mug.When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.
Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.
by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018
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