care bear 

an endangered species most commonly seen lurking in the shadows of San Diego

That care bear almost took my chocolate

care bear by lin thursday August 10, 2009

care bear gestapo 

A person or group of people that try to keep you from saying or doing anything too immoral.

Solomon: I wish my girl would Rusty Trombone me sometimes.
Marty: Dude, that's not cool to say.
Solomon: What? Are you with the Care Bear Gestapo or something?

care bear gestapo by JoshuaD February 25, 2008

Care Bear 

Massively Multiplayer Online term: One who prefers Player Versus Environment (PVE) combat to Player Versus Player (PVP) combat. This is the official definition.

"That guy is such a care bear. All he does is farm mobs harvest."

Care Bear by Cigars April 22, 2009

Care bear 

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

Care bear by Sis I don't know April 3, 2019

care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

care bear slam by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

care bear stare 

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.

OMG the care bear stare!

care bear stare by lala April 16, 2004

care bear stare 

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.

I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare

care bear stare by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011