Slappy Clappys

Just like selfies, slappy clappys are praise about one's self for the sake of looking good for others. Self praise,congratulatory in nature and in usage. The new definition for"patting ones self on the back" arrogant self elevation. EX."In celebration of their new patent, the board room was filled with merriment and slappy clappys."
When he discovered how to master self manicured nails,he bannered his delight to his mom with slappy clappys
by Ronan Rambler April 30, 2023
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clappy member

When you jump up and down naked with a flaccid penis and it makes a clapping sound as it hits your chest.
"I've got a clappy member, watch!" *strips then jumps up and down*
by Jonezy159 June 7, 2017
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clappy dance

The act of thrusting your groin area, causing a clapping sound caused by your ballsack hitting your buttcheeks.
<Man> Man, did she go crazy when you did the clappy dance?

<Other Man> Nah foo nah
by CHICKENBONENOWISON! October 16, 2009
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Happy Clappy

Jim Lambert, a retired professional clapper.
Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 17, 2018
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Flappy Clappy

When an elderly woman has such a plump, round, juicy, fat ass that she cannot perform basic actions with her lower body without producing a loud, ear piericing clapping sound.
"Me and your Nan's juicy, Flappy Clappy made sweet children last night." I say to you
by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021
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Clappy slappy

The clappy slappy is a big red juicy dick slap do the eyes
Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt
by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019
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clappy cheeks

when a girls butt cheeks seem to move in a wave-like movement whenever she walks..kinda in slow motion
damn check that girl out with the sweat pants, she got goddamn clappy cheeks
by rockos nachos September 26, 2009
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