A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.
Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.
Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.
Often shortened to 'cheg'.
Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.
Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.
Often shortened to 'cheg'.
I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
by Violet Toad October 13, 2011
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Get the keith cheggers mug.Cheegan (Chicken, Cheese, Vegan) - a start up diet plan which encompasses all necessary nutrients for a healthy, well-balanced human diet.
Cheegans eat chicken products, cheese (no more than 2 oz. a week), and adds the vegan diet.
Half of the Cheegan diet is vegan food while they include chicken products to receive ample protein to create a well-balanced diet.
While this diet is new, it is growing each day. The epicenter of the movement started in two places, Lawrence, KS and Portland, OR. Cheegan meals have become more common on menus throughout the United States, but the biggest supporter of the movement is Chick-fil-a.
All KC BBQ is okay to eat too.
Cheegans eat chicken products, cheese (no more than 2 oz. a week), and adds the vegan diet.
Half of the Cheegan diet is vegan food while they include chicken products to receive ample protein to create a well-balanced diet.
While this diet is new, it is growing each day. The epicenter of the movement started in two places, Lawrence, KS and Portland, OR. Cheegan meals have become more common on menus throughout the United States, but the biggest supporter of the movement is Chick-fil-a.
All KC BBQ is okay to eat too.
I started the Cheegan diet last week. I feel healthy and I am also helping the environment because I am not supporting cattle farming which is destroying the environment! GO CHEEGANS!
by WildCree December 29, 2015
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by Rami 403 M December 26, 2007
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"...and then he was all up in my cheege."
"Brian dumped me. What a cheege!"
"...and then he was all up in my cheege."
"Brian dumped me. What a cheege!"
by Andrea H20s February 4, 2009
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Have you seen the Western Ground Parrots yet? Don't worry they are protected by a Chwert!
“Why is that guy walking through a swamp? oh, he’s a chwert”
"I wonder what he does, probably a Chwert, he better get a better job"
Have you seen the Western Ground Parrots yet? Don't worry they are protected by a Chwert!
“Why is that guy walking through a swamp? oh, he’s a chwert”
"I wonder what he does, probably a Chwert, he better get a better job"
by The_Ultimate_Chwert February 15, 2021
Get the Chwert mug.'Chweebus' is a major diety that's featured prominently in the fictional writings and art of Thomas Nguy, a New York based art director.
An incarnation of an unknown cosmic force, the 'Chweebus' takes the form of a white bird that resembles an albatross, dove and a seagull.
The 'Chweebus' is venerated, feared and hated respectively by the various races and cultures that inhabit a vast undefined realm. Because of the miraculous appearance and intervention of the 'Chweebus' in dire circumstances, the name has become an exclamation of the serendipitous and portentous.
An incarnation of an unknown cosmic force, the 'Chweebus' takes the form of a white bird that resembles an albatross, dove and a seagull.
The 'Chweebus' is venerated, feared and hated respectively by the various races and cultures that inhabit a vast undefined realm. Because of the miraculous appearance and intervention of the 'Chweebus' in dire circumstances, the name has become an exclamation of the serendipitous and portentous.
"I just got a call back from the audition! Chweebus!"
"Look at that amazing sunset! Chweebus!"
"Mom, I'm getting married! Chweebus!"
"Look at that amazing sunset! Chweebus!"
"Mom, I'm getting married! Chweebus!"
by Kaizhen July 11, 2009
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