chuffer

a vary large unfit fat woman
a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer
by mr s j madden February 26, 2008
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chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.
Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.
by Singapore chuffer December 09, 2005
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Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.
He's such a nob-chuffer.
by Angry Bob January 06, 2004
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Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”
Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
by OllyMursFan79 August 02, 2018
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knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
by SarahJane March 03, 2004
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mother chuffer

i word that is used for shouting out when you do something of dis-pleasement
" mother chuffer ive dropped my high priced can of beans on my new card board box"
by Anime_dork666 October 15, 2007
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