chastain

A female athlete stripping in celebration after an important sports play. From soccer player hottie Brandi Chastain, who peeled off her jersey top and fell to her knees with fists clenched after her game-winning penalty kick against China in the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup.

'After clinching Silver at Beijing, gymnast Alicia Sacramone pulled a chastain in the heat of the moment when she slid her leotard off her shoulder to flash a breast at a nearby TV camera.'

by DeMenthe December 3, 2009

chubstitute

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

by imab9k9 March 4, 2004

Chastained

The act of getting run over, used up, doored, walled or moved intentionally in a NASCAR event by a fellow competitor

Kyle Busch got Chastained at Richmond this past weekend as the Ross Chastain don't give a f*ck tour made its stop at the race track.

by C0linC August 16, 2022

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Christain

Gorgeous. Hard to read. The typical "bad boy." Says he likes you then the next day doesn't even look at you. Next day he stares at you constantly and you're thinking to yourself WHAT DO YOU WANT because You don't know what else to do when he stares. Makes you blush. Don't get lost into his intense hazel eyes. Then you won't know what to do after that.

"Why is Christain staring at me?"
Friend: "idk"

by Jedi master November 11, 2013

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

by boogyman222 January 30, 2006