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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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Hierarchy of Contact

In the digital age we all have a multitude of options for communication. It can be inferred that there is a kind of "Contact Hierarchy" and "Contact Continuum" as not all modes hold the same weight with communication ranging from 1-10.

Hierarchy of contact in 2010 as defined by this contributor:

1. Face to face
2. Telephone
3. Personal Letter
4. SMS, BBIM
5. Email
6. Personal message eg FB
7. Instant Message eg FB, MSN
8. Wall postings, comments
8. "Like," "Poke"
9. Nil contact.
10. Active blocking of contact.

Note: Higher order = increased responsiveness.

A more serious and/or important matter or message would attract a higher order of communication, with the top order being face to face. There are so many ways to communicate, the options are greater than ever before. But is all modes of communication the same, and attracting the same weight of force? Therefore there is a hierarchy. This may vary per user, but there is a hierarchy.
Hierarchy of Contact refers to how the more important the message or reason to communicate, or the person to communicate with, the higher in the order that communication would be. Conversely, less important is therefore lower.

Example, you really need to speak with someone about something serious, you want to face to face with them. If its not serious at all, you might make a posting on their social network wall.

At the end of the hierarchy is active blocking, where someone deliberately refuses any mode of contact.
by AlganonAU December 2, 2010
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Contact Shame

When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
I had real contact shame after watching a Musical.ly video.

Contact shame is really bad especially if you're watching with friends or family
by IvyGirl February 5, 2018
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contact buzz

To get high from someone who is smoking a joint near you.
You are at a concert or other function, not doing drugs. Someone next to you is smoking a joint and you get a contact buzz because you breathe in the cannabis saturated air around you.
by BK your day March 3, 2007
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Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .
guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes
by hawkk1 July 14, 2019
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Coontact

What a bad day at work, too much coontact
by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006
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4th point of contact

A military term used to described your ass. Comes from paratrooper training. When you land after a jump, you hit the ground and roll. This causes your 1st POC to be the balls of your feet. 2nd POC is your calves. 3rd POC is your back of your thigh. 4th POC is you ass, and 5th Point Of Contact is your shoulder blade.
The idiot who listed 5th point of contact with a similar definition needs to get his head out of his 4th point of contact.
by LoudRed January 6, 2009
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