christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 01, 2005

christo

Christo is something said to a person to see if they're possessed by a demon.
If they are - their eyes should turn black.

P1: Christo.
P2's eyes turn all black.
P1 knows it's a demon.

by Ashemo November 03, 2007

Christo-Furr

Christo-Furr Is a well known urban legend of a beautiful creature with a god like face, it is knew to appear when children turn the ripe age of ten, Christo-Furr will show up in the middle of the Night usually around Twelve to Two am, the creature will grant you Three wishes and they will come true throughout your life.

Person 1: I saw Christo-Furr.
Person 2: isn’t that just a urban legend?.
Person 1: Nope.

by The real Christo-Purr believer December 17, 2019

Christo Hug

A hug including at least one Christo, in which all the participants temporarily reach a higher level of awesome. Usually, but not always, initiated by someone shouting out the phrase "Christo hug!!", after which everyone mobs each other in a group hug.

P1: Christo hug!!!
*All participants temporarily attain a level of extreme awesomeness.

by JustAteAGrape January 13, 2010

Jeus Christo

the true god, our savior, and when in shock, the first response should be "jues christo"

Don’t say ‘Jesus’ say ‘Jeus Christo’ dumbass.

by EwitsNairod January 11, 2021

christo-facist

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.

Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.

by I am not funny November 18, 2006

Christo Paul

Christo has a huge d*ck and his gf will enjoy it every night. He is usually a dumbass/d*ckhead but he got a big p*nis, so it does not matter. He loves to beat his meat and c*m.

Why is your cock so huge Christo Paul

by ChupapiBigP3nis November 19, 2022