Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*

(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"

by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016

christmasplex

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.

Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.

by dqbhere November 18, 2013

christmasize

to decorate an item or gift, to look all shiny, bright and christmassy.

i have christmasized a food hamper by adding christmassy bows and gold lametta and then gift wrapping the hamper.

by jennyr21 October 17, 2010

Christmasification

The act of christmasifying a house or other form of residence usually just after the thanksgiving holiday.
The act of making everything Christmasy:)

This place is in dire need of some serious christmasification, we don't celebrate no Kwanzaa!

by Xxm0nSt3rNrGxX November 30, 2010

Christmasitis

Being unable to accomplish any schoolwork due to the excitement of Christmas around the corner. Similar to senioritis.

I can't study for midterms. I have a bad case of Christmasitis.

by Wildflowerpower December 3, 2014

Christmasitis

The physical irritation due to overstimulation caused by Christmas decorations and hearing the same Josh Groban and Michael Buble Christmas CDs over and over and over again. Usually caused by overly enthusiastic co-workers and/or spouses. Initial signs may take one to two weeks to appear after first exposure, but conditions generally increase exponentially.

Related to Christmas fatigue.

"Do you mind if I turn the radio on? They've started playing Christmas music."
"Only after we stop by the store to get some Benadryl for the Christmasitis flare up I'm about to have..."

by A "Valued" Customer December 2, 2016

Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.

George W. Bush is a Christmastian.

by blogarillo June 11, 2006