Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

space christmas

December 27th. The day til which you leave up all of your bright blue and lime green Christmas lights after taking down the rest and celebrate Christmas like they would on the moon.

Also known as "Lunar Christmas" (not to be confused with the "lunar new year").

Christmas was great but I'm more stoked for that laser show on Space Christmas.

Have a SUPER STELLAR Space Christmas!

by Ol St Moon Nick December 26, 2013

Christmas Joy

It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.

No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.

by jpg3 December 2, 2010

Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Christmas Vacation

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.

Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

by cheer1 December 26, 2012

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020