Christian Aitkens

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy

Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023

facebook christian

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.

Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."

by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010

Christian Horse Girl Music

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.

"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."

by LeChonk/Lesserafim_ February 14, 2023

Christian Crank

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

Christina Marie

She is a BOSS ASS BITCH! Who is kind hearted and always keeps you smiling, the way she talks to her supporters is so normal, you literally feel like you're her friend, she is one of the realest people ever and I STAN HER! Her natural face slays and her make up is stunning but her wing liner can cut a bitch, its a proven fact. She's is studying and doing youtube but still has time to talk to the ones who love and support her. She loves a guy called Corbyn but he's kinda irrelevant (jk, he's just as amazing)

Subscribe to her Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/beautychickee
ESKETIT

Last thing,

You'll notice that she tweets,

A LOT.

Thats all I got left to say,

Ciao ciao Chickees x

Christina Marie: I HAVE 70.1K TWEETS AND 79.8K FOLLOWERS THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I TWEET OMG (Nov 12 2017)

by wdwxchickee November 15, 2017

christian server

a place where you may not swear

Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!

by MQGaming August 21, 2017

Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011