sexiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!
by sexychick303 October 18, 2011
When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.
First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.
When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.
First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.
When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.
Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.
I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.
I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.
by HighKastle July 05, 2009
The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
by Burnt Juice February 12, 2012
Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
by wafflebitch August 14, 2019
by VXWd August 22, 2006
by $bmoney$ October 03, 2008