What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
by thinknic November 1, 2008
Get the Jesus Fist-Fucking Christmug. Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ on the Crossmug. by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
Get the Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christmug. A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005
Get the jesus titty fucking christmug. An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007
Get the Christ On A Fucking Bloody Crossmug. by victor kung October 30, 2010
Get the jesus titty fucking christmug. A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
Get the Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christmug.