The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.
ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020
Get the christani mug.Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019
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A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time
by Anthony_jones August 30, 2015
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Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011
Get the Chrisandom mug.A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.
Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?
Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.
Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.
Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
by lilyloveth October 20, 2010
Get the Chrisanthemum mug.Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.
by Coke_can June 25, 2018
Get the Christance mug.Chrisanique is the definition of attitude.She may not seem like much but fuck with her and you’ll see.Shes very protective of the people she cares about but once she doesn’t care no more that’s it.She got a smart ass mouth but you better know she can back that talk up.
by squxdgod October 28, 2020
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