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Chriss Hanson

A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.
Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**
by donkey boner October 28, 2007
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Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.
I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.
by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022
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chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile
Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.
by judewelos October 27, 2017
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Pulled a Chris Hansen

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen
<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.
by RedRaine November 16, 2009
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Chris Hansen

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.
by Y'all are Stupid December 1, 2020
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Chris Hansen

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.
by Chris hacker January 10, 2010
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