Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018

choonked

Essex slang for "cant be bothered", means the person is really lazy in other words

guy 1: you wanna come to central london today?

guy 2: nah cant be choonked with that can i?

by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007

Choonda

Choonda is an British/Australian term for commiting suicide in video games.

For example on Grant Theft Auto V : i'm gonna Charge at these players with a sticky bomb on my car and choonda these players.

Another example in Dark Souls is "i'm going to jump off this cliff for no reason, Choonda, Choonda".

by TaKePrecaution June 13, 2016

Chooked

Someone who just threw up

I drank way too much, I just chooked outside.

by TBD3 May 3, 2018

choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

cooned

getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.

They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.

by pooteck May 21, 2003