Chong Jojun Balsa

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!

Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

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chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

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Chonky Coke is a special drink only pitbull is allowed to drink, it's origins and place of production are unknown.

Hey bro, you got any Chonky Coke?

Don't be stupid bro, we all know only pitbull is allowed to drink that.

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Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!

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When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, LOOK AT THAT CHONKY BOY OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

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