chongs

To wordchong/word is to consume rapidly. Chongs - to consume rapidly - verb.

Sir DJ Tron Esquire chongs on chode.

by croozechesthair July 15, 2003

Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

by G-Gates September 10, 2011

PF Chongs

Any midscale Asian restaurant that one visits on a contingency basis when one could not secure a reservation, or when one does not feel like waiting for a table, at PF Chang's.

Ben: "I've been thinking about stuffing my pie hole with PF Chang's all freaking day long, but there is NO WAY we are waiting for an hour for table."
Noah: "No worries, dude. There are like 3 PF Chongs in a 2-mile radius."

by o_c_e_l_o_t June 2, 2011

Chongster

has a great big massive cock

Wow vic has a chongster

by hooni morris July 14, 2020

Chongus

Hardened, condensed, crystallized whale mucus. Found in the deep depths of the oceans or and some rivers

Dude! I really wanna go diving for chongus

by Dumthiccdictionary December 11, 2017

chongs

synonymous with berries

That jai alai ball nailed me in the chongs. It took me weeks to recuperate.

by buhbuh July 22, 2003

chongs

UK slang. If something "chongs", it smells, usually really bad. Basically the same as "mingin".

That toilet chongs! Did you slaughter a cow in there or something?

by Ali3nat0r January 25, 2009