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Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.
1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.
by solman November 20, 2010
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chodestick

A genitalic protuberance that can neither be classified as a chode nor not-a-chode.
“No, that’s not a chode,” the doctor told Marty, “and it’s not not-a-chode. What you’ve got there is a textbook chodestick.”

“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”
by King Foolio III August 2, 2022
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Chadstache

Another name for a porn stache that only douche bags have!
He’s got a chadstache! Definitely a red flag! 🚩
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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