chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

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chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

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When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

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When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

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When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

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When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

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The act of performing a Mangina and then defecating on one's own genitals (specifically the penis).

Eric just pulled a Banana Chocolate Shit after trying to Fruit Bowl David.

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