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Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves
Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock
by BobShocks May 13, 2017
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choc mint

Yo bro I've got some fire choc mint for sale
by ShezzyDon April 16, 2020
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choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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Choc Dip

Like the favourite 80's schooltime treat, to have a choc dip means to insert your finger into a girl's bum whilst you are in the middle of fingering her.
I went round Susan's last night and got myself a Choc Dip.
by reggie007 July 23, 2010
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Choc Nose

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.
You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!
by Mista April 21, 2003
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Rolo Choc

a term used to describe an incredibly handsome guy with heavenly looks. Just like the chocolate, the guy is likely to be divinely tanned on the exterior and sweet like caramel on the inside. These guys are very rare to find so treasure them.
Lucy: "woah... emma, look i think i just spotted a damn gorgeous looking Rolo Choc by the DJ... girl... he fine" :)
by 4lyfe June 13, 2010
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Nogger Choc

Any chocolate which bears a dark color
Kurt are all ghe fucking Nogger Choc!
by Pseudernym November 25, 2019
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