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Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?
by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015
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chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.
Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.
by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012
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chipotlingus

Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.
Sean performed exquisite chipotlingus on his naked burrito.
by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014
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Chipotlax

The active ingredient in America's favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.
Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.
by BurgWords September 15, 2015
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Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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Chipotlaway

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009
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