Chipotle

The best god damn motherfucking shit you can put in your mouth, but the line is so fucking long and the food is expensive... which is totally worth it if you want an orgasm in your mouth.

Human: God, give me the best food you can bestow
God: Okay *hands over Chipotle*
Human: Holy shit this is fucking amazing! *has mouth orgasm*

by AreialInferno March 02, 2015

Chipotle

Besides the Mexican food chain, Chipotle is also a word for a very small man's penis. So small, it could be non-existent

He had a Chipotle? Wow, how small was it?

by Chipotle lover25 February 25, 2011

Chipotle

a)a tough looking chap.
b)a term describing the difficulty of a task i.e. "that's well chipotle that is!"

"my mate 'ad a chipotle job yesterday"
"'ees well chipotle, 'im"
"Mike's more chipotle than dan"

by Michael hall March 11, 2004

chipotle

A heavenly food experience involving burritos, tacos, quesadillas, burrito bowls, etc... Can ease stress of bad days, and also cause extreme indigestion. But that is alright. Because Chipotle, you are worth it. Student ID = free drink.

If I had to choose between you and Chipotle, I would choose Chipotle.

by grassyknoll September 17, 2003

chipotle

A place that will give you E-coli

Nigga, I have E-coli because I ate at chipotle.

by KeezyT July 19, 2016

chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.

Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

chipotle

v.verb: the act of exploding fiery blackbeans, meat, rice, and appropriate mexican toppings out of your asshole as a result of eating chipotle burritos. Commonly referred to as diarrea.

After going to Chipotle n. with her friend Michele, Nicole chipotle'd both her pants and her parents bathroom for 2 days straight.

by blackbeans :) November 21, 2010