chinamen sample 

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

chinamen sample by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance by bill a. January 11, 2004

Dirty Chinaman 

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.

Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...

Dirty Chinaman by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

Mad-Chinaman 

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.

I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman

Mad-Chinaman by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009

Chinaman Harris 

A technique, often illegal or underhanded, which allows the user to gain the upper hand in a situation.

Well it seems that he's using the Chinaman Harris there, poor form.

Chinaman Harris by Pablopizzaro June 18, 2010

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

curse of the Chinaman by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Don't Fuck the Chinaman 

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

Don't Fuck the Chinaman by Badger384 May 21, 2018