chinatalian

This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever come to exist.

Those chinatalians are by far the sexiest creatures I've ever laid eyes on.

by Andrew G. XXIV November 12, 2008

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

by bill a. January 11, 2004

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Dirty Chinaman

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.

Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...

by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

Mad-Chinaman

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.

I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman

by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009

Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009

chinana hammock

In the Era of the Corona pandemic, a mask that is worn improperly (i.e. under the chin.)

Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?

by GinAniG July 15, 2021