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beat the chimper

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.
by mafungo January 6, 2015
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Chimpenfuhrer

A man who combines the worst attributes of a Nazi fuhrer and a chimpanzee.
George W. Bush is a definte Chimpenfuhrer.
by jesster79 January 8, 2006
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Chimpeach!

we must impeach the president of the united states who has the uncanny appearance of a chimp, as well as the IQ of one.
1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"
by Leo James Hofmann February 17, 2008
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chiple

brat, spoiled brat, old slang word from Mexico meaning- brat, spoiled brat, someone who needs or requires attention from a loved one
estas chiple- you are spoiled, tus padres te tienen chiple- your parents have you spoiled, tu novio te chiplea- your boyfriend spoils you
by El Sargento December 6, 2007
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Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.
She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!
by Swagsterray August 6, 2016
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chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.
The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".
by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006
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chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces
Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth
by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011
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