Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014

Chilichoker

A Person who searches their name on urban dictionary and posts the definition to their Facebook status update.

Facebook status update:
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Wilbur Kookermeyer: According to Urban Dictionary, Wilbur is a really cool surfer dude that surfs, gets all the ladies and makes a lot of money.

Freddy Bootylicker (Wilburs friend) wrote

"Hey Wilbur, you f-n Chilichoker!!! don't you know that urban dictionary is created and edited by internet users? Don't get your head too inflated, You're still a kook!!"

by Team Beaver February 4, 2010

Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.

Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.

by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015

Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina

"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016

Childs For Humanity

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

Chili's Date

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010