Children

The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.

"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

Children

Informal Noun. A political philosophy or ideal that you want to force on a population against their will. Only used when traditional methods fail to accomplish the result you want.

"We need to ban vaping to protect the children" -Governors Coumo and Inslee among others.

In this case, "children" means tobacco tax revenue and MSA blood money.

by Fuque Carly September 30, 2019

Children

Something that is commonly found in basements

Quinn: do you have any children?
Meghan: yeah I have some in my basement
Quinn: what-
Meghan: don’t you have children in your basement?

by JessicaIsntMyRealName June 26, 2020

Children

Mini crackheads

Children are mini crackheads

by Telshak7648 May 31, 2019

Children

A wild breed of children that I keep in my basement

*hears screaming coming from downstairs

You : SHUT UP CHILDREN

by Danielstanaway January 15, 2021

Children

Tiny menaces that rule our world.

The children laughed as they ripped the skin off of their foes.

by Ceanum August 17, 2021

Children

A delicacy in South American high class society. Recipes usually require that you catch them fresh, and use plenty of salt.

A cannibal had a wife, and (ate/eight) children.

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022