Chi-Town

What people who live in most Illinois suburbs call the city of Chicago in an attempt to seem "hood". People that actually live in the city never call it "Chi-Town" because it is very gay to do so.

Example 1:
Suburban white boy 1: Yo I'm going to Chi-Town tomorrow!
Suburban White boy 2: That's legit bro!

Example 2:
Suburban white boy: Are you from the Chi-Town?
Person from Chicago: No, I'm from Chicago.

by Guy that lives in Chicago. March 30, 2011

Chi-Town

A city in Illinois where all the losers,dopeheads,welfare mothers and thieves live(also known as Nigcagoans).recognized by its stench and the sound of tax money being sucked from southern Illinois(south of 64)

Chi-town person"yea im from Chi-Town dont fuck wid me"
normal person"kick to the sack"
Chi-Town Person"crying....MAAAAA(sounds like a sheep bleeting..actualy means mother

by aint no real cowboys(skoal brother) July 10, 2004

Chi-Town Boogie

Similar to the Irish goodbye the Chi-town boogie takes place in a cab after a night of drinking with one or more friends riding with you. In route to the next destination when the cab stops at a stop light or stop sign you toss a few bucks at your friends, quickly jump out the cab yelling "CHI-TOWN BOOGIE!" and disappear into the night. The move is especially useful when you want to dip out early on a night and not get your balls busted by your friends or simply to go do something more fun.

We were on our way to the zebra and Noel pulls a Chi-Town boogie on me, I havnt heard from him since.

by Ez B June 1, 2014

chi-town sprinkler

this is when you sit in a stall in the mens room until some guy goes in next to you. You then wait until the man has completely lowered his trousers and is in the process of blastin his dukey. You then proceed to stand on the toilet (if possible), lower your pants, and let out a pisser over the stall wall and onto the man next to you. Then zip up and run like a motherfucker!!!!!!!!!

This can also be done with two people on either side of the man, both in on the joke. Sometimes called a chi-town super sprinkler

Me and Daniel gave our teacher a chi-town sprinkler while he was on the john. He never found out!!!!!!

by ridinwitdubs September 1, 2008

Chi-town beatdown

An ass whooping, Chicago style.

Rodney King? LAPD gave him a straight Chi-town beatdown.

by cardholder December 30, 2010

Chi-town Billyclub

A person shits in a sock, then beats someone over the head with it.

I got so mad at this guy that I Chi-town Billyclubbed him.

by Name April 23, 2008

Chi-town Crab Dangle

When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever

by yellow-dart June 1, 2007