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Cheating Trinity

A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.
Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."
by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016
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cheating-husband

A man who has been married for 15 years with two children and a stay at home wife who has a Facebook profile which states he is a single dad who is taking care of his two kids. And when his wife askes about it he exclaims that he's been meaning to change it but has forgotten his password. And when he filled it out the keyboard keys got stuck from dried soda not allowing him to change the typos he hadn't noticed were there.
When your husband doesn't come home after work every night for three years till the early morning is when you know you have a cheating-husband.
by Breakfastatiffanies May 12, 2017
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Cheating Lesbian

A lesbian that claims she only likes girls but has sex with guys. Cheating on the lesbian lifestyle.
A female who is so called lesbian but still has sex with males.
That cheating lesbian claims shes strictly lickly when she secretly likes the dickly
by Batman&Robbin November 29, 2010
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Cheating haxxor faggot

A title given for having so much of an adavntage during a any kind of encounter that it feels like cheating.
On one hand you have hedcliff: master of the divine blade. With a defense so impregnable, its earmed him the distinguished title of "Cheating Haxxor Faggot". SAO ABRIDGED EP: 09
by Micro managment January 16, 2021
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Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017
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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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