Chesticles

Boobis.

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest

by uvogin March 23, 2023

chesticular cancer

1. Breast cancer in males. Also known as "moob cancer".

"Bill went to the doctor the other day and they found chesticular cancer."

by Tcxi November 4, 2009

brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"

by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?

by ScottyW November 15, 2006

chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.

1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.

by blacklight October 16, 2008

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015