Chummin' the waters

Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.

"I need to go chum the waters"

"Why did he go to the bathroom?"
"He's chummin' the waters."

by Daniel Elliot November 19, 2006

chumming

menstruating, the monthly act of vaginal bleeding

Don't go swimming in the ocean when you're chumming.

by Spider420 September 27, 2005

Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off

Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?

by ajc929me September 18, 2018

chimminywanksplatfrogamondo

eating a burger in wales whilst playing a harp with a akon t-shirt on on a cold winters morn

man 1: do you fancy going to the pub?
man 2: no i cant sorry ive got a chimminywanksplatfrogamondo planned for today, lol

by rich and meera March 30, 2009

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

Chumming for Coyotes

To defecate in the woods

Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes

by rayal July 29, 2009

Chedmin

A good fellow a very good one. Knows his times tables and has a nassely voice

Hey your a real chedmin

by Chedmin January 19, 2020