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Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.
Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.
by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008
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putting spreadable cheese into a woman vagina/vagine and eating her out.
Tyler offered a cheezwhiz taco to Brittany
by Tyler English April 20, 2010
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Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.
Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.
by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008
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some yellow, thing, thats really good on toast and you should totally have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
person 1: what did you have for breakfast?
person 2: cheezwiz
person 1: wtf is that
person 2: idk but its so good
by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023
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