cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese

“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese”

by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021

Cheese man

Very, very hot person. He could melt you if you just stepped within a mile of him. 🥵

Cheese man=Hot

by Artistiicz October 5, 2021

Cheese_man_vr

A really weird but funny monke that has the worst wifi

Person 1: oh no it’s cheese_man_vr the guy with the worst wifi
Person 2: don’t worry about him he is bad

by Cheese_man_vr March 8, 2022

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

Mac N’ Cheese Man

Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.

“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”

by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022

man cheese

Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.

"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."

"He smells like man cheese"

by Beta Eta Nick December 29, 2007