"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).
6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"
by ZMia December 13, 2008
mugGet the cheese and crackers got all muddymug.

alabama cheese cracker

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.
hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker
by glasgow rikki February 22, 2007
mugGet the alabama cheese crackermug.
A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)
"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"
by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009
mugGet the Putting Cheese on a Crackermug.
What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.
Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER
by Kidd01x June 14, 2018
mugGet the Fricker Fracker Cheese Crackermug.
To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackersmug.
To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.
Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.
by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020
mugGet the cheese sliding off the crackersmug.
Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019
mugGet the yeet ur box of cheese crackers daymug.

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