Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal April 19, 2011

Cheese Sandwich Eater

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

Grilled Cheese sandwich

A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.

Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.

by R.B.Q. January 10, 2003

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s May 29, 2005

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl January 01, 2019

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005