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cheaple

(Adj.): A descriptive word hybrid of CHEAP and PEOPLE used by bartenders, taxi drivers, valets or other people who are not well paid in sevice industry jobs and depend on tips to make a living.

The word is used by sevice staff to describe wealthy patrons who come to their establishments or use their servises. These wealthy people often times make a mess, run their server ragged, are a pain in the ass or are just generaly stupid.

The resulting use of the word (often mummbled under the breath) comes from when above mentioned rich jerks leave an INSULTINGLY TINY TIP for the amount of effort that was expended upon them.

The intent being that the rich SOB could easily afford to tip generously for the extra service they recieved, having blown a wad of cash on their dinner/ride/service, and then being chinsy at the last moment. This is double insulting to a server/cabbie when the rich patron has made insinuations that they would "TIP BIG" when they first arrived. (Author note: People who are cheaple deserve it when servers spit in their food or have a taxi "dump" them off at a gas station. Tight wad SOB's!)

OLD PROVERB:-Be gentle unto those who bake thy dinner for they may serve thee a cut of cold death. - Aetus-Roman Comander of the Centurian legion (465 a.d.)
Server A: "That fat slob and his family only left me a two dollar tip! Awh Jeez! I worked my ass off on that table and was nice even when their brat spilled milk all over the table and floor. Then they lingered over a half hour bull shitting each other and complaining to me when I wasn't their every three minutes. Crummy cheap bastards!"
Server B: "Yep, you got a table of CHEAPLE. I feel sorry for you. I bet your tired now, but next time you'll be better able to spot their type."

Taxi driver kicks an abusive drunk out as a local "stop n' rob" and yells out the window, " You damn CHEAPLE! I drove your sorry drunk butt all over town, and you don't even know where your going. You can afford to blow a hundred bucks on rottgut but you can't pay for your cab! This is how I make my living you cheap-ass booze sponge! Damn CHEAPLE!!!! I'm calling the cops! Hope you fall under a bus! "
by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009
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cheapies

a person experiencing tremendous excitability over something that is relatively lame. i.e cheap thrills.
"look at im, he's really gettin-em; them cheapies are oozing from he little benny(ala flop)"
by Mr Dekka March 1, 2008
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Cheapies

Adjective

A Fighting game term used to describe the excessive use of a move with properties that are widely considered strong as a means of overpowering the opposing player.
"This player is known for using alot of cheapies so xxx has to watch out and keep his distance"
by DreamscapeOZ October 26, 2019
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cheaked

when you get your 4th DUI only two days after your 2nd one.
Yeah. What a jerk. He totally got cheaked.
by Lex Bourbon October 27, 2010
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Cheapernet

10Base2 Ethernet, Ancient, Crappy. Also called Ethercrap or Ethercheap.
<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!
by nosx December 2, 2004
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cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.
"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).
by C February 24, 2004
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cheapest team in the world

The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.

The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
by P-Rog May 9, 2008
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