by Just me again November 4, 2008
Get the Claudette mug.Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!
The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)
by Bex And Andy! July 7, 2005
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Defining features of a chavette include, but are not limited to: bleached blonde, scraped back, gelled hair with "slut strands" hanging down the heavily madeup face. It will usually be smoking. Note the acrylic fake nails, tacky velour tracksuit, badly applied fake tan, eyebrows plucked to the point of no return and the attitude - middle finger constantly on the alert. May also smell like a combination of sex, smoke, Mcdonalds and cheap perfume. Yes, we have them in Australia too - they're not just limited to London, people. Only here we just call them skanks
by Saren April 19, 2006
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*NB. Often used in conjunction with totes, to express a particularly "cool" for which a simple chouette would not suffice.
*NB. Often used in conjunction with totes, to express a particularly "cool" for which a simple chouette would not suffice.
1. Dance pizzles are so chouette -- we should have one right now!
2. Juliana's riot into the door was totes chouette -- nothing will ever top that moment!
2. Juliana's riot into the door was totes chouette -- nothing will ever top that moment!
by Rukku February 16, 2004
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typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"
basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.
typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"
basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.
chavette ; orriteee bbz gt me a new adidas trckiie 2 go wv ma burberry cap init gna gt fckiin smshd outa ma hedd den stab sum rndomer cs iim ard lyk dat!11!
me ; stfu.
me ; stfu.
by ksekid August 24, 2008
Get the chavette mug.They are spotted for having a council house facelift or hair tyed back with loads of mouse and or hairspray. They wear big hoop earings and necklaces with the clown or doll on. They sometimes wear 'stripy jumpers'-(fred perry, henry lloyd etc) they usually smoke fatall to teenage pregnacys and speak the chav language they also wear rockports and burberry purfume etc
by Lucy January 10, 2005
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