STD Containment Breach

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.

Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"

by Synth 2 September 1, 2019

Check It Containment

The definition, of a group that's ran by fame.

"Your group is such a Check It Containment, I bet you can't go 10 seconds without an update!"

by RenderMeUselessOrNot January 8, 2021

containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011

Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Broke Containment

When an internet post spreads beyond it’s expected audience and becomes more universal. Usually used on Twitter and Tumblr.

Looks like this post broke containment. Muting replies cause some of you are annoying.

by Dragoncatkhfan June 23, 2023