Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

by MissingV November 13, 2017

chardonnay

1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).

1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.

by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015

Chardonai

Social butterfly. The girl that you can't help but be friends with. She's got style and flair and looks that kill.

That new girl over there, yeah, she's a Chardonai you should go meet her.

by Seattle in January January 19, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is an abusive female who beat up a little girl even tho she “couldn’t breathe” and then stomped on her head.

“I cant breathe” the girl wheezed before Chardonnay stomped on her head

by Rolas_ahegao December 29, 2018

Chardonanus

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006

chardonnaying

The act of enjoying a nice cold glass of chardonnay, usually while doing something else enjoyable, such as sitting on a patio in beautiful weather.

It was sunny and 74 degrees outside so I sat on the front porch chardonnaying with my glass of Kendall Jackson.

by apdallas February 22, 2017

Chardonnayy

Chardonnayy is a malicious person who on seeks happiness when others fail. She likes a lot of attention on her especially from boys and is a violent horrible person. She is mean to others vulnerable to her.

“That is so chardonnayy”
“She is just like chardonnayy”

by RealDefinitions25 December 2, 2018