When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
Get the charcuterie beard mug.When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie board mug.When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie board mug.A large cheese spread but with cannabis products instead of cheese. Most often found at a Pink Sesh.
It's tough to decide whether to go for the bud, preroll or gummies when it comes to the Pink Sesh charcuter-weed board.
by persephone420 February 14, 2022
Get the charcuter-weed mug.Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.
Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.
by persephone420 February 14, 2022
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