Ganon Cannon

A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.

Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 28, 2009

Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014

Cannon Rush

A cannon Rush comes from the game Starcraft. It is when the protoss race takes a probe and "secretly" starts building cannons in the enemies base. If successful, it's deadly.

Player 1: Haha, I'm going to cannon rush because I have no skill!
Player 2: Fuck you faggot!
Player 2 has left the game.
Player 1 is victorious!

by Anterez August 21, 2013

Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Cannon Hinnat

Cannon Hinnant was a five-year-old American boy from Wilson, North Carolina. On August 9, 2020, he bicycled onto his next-door neighbor's property. The neighbor, Darius Sessoms, a black 25-year-old man, allegedly shot the boy at point-blank range at 5:30 pm. At the time, Hinnant was playing outside with his two older sisters. He was taken to Wilson Medical Center where he died from his injuries. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Sessoms was arrested within 24 hours and subsequently charged with first-degree murder.

Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.

Did you hear about Cannon Hinnat?
Yeah the uncalled for murder that nobodys talking about?
Yep

by ImRed6000 August 21, 2020

corn cannon

Asshole, anus, you get the point.

I ate a bunch of chili and now I need to fire off the corn cannon.

by Motorhead December 1, 2006