Champ Stamp

when you punch someone in the face with one or more state champion rings.

i totally just champ stamped some dude that was getting in my face.

by bmagic December 16, 2008

chap's dick

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

Champ Slap

To slap another friend on the buttock in order to motivate that person to get snacks.

Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.

by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009

Chump's Quote

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.

I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.

by grillinman75 April 22, 2021

Diana's Chap Stik

When you accidentally borrow your friend Diana's Chap Stik only to find out she has started performing fallatio on her Iranian boyfriend so it tastes funny.jizz lipsmilk suckerpersian fobpersian heat tentknob gobbling cum guzzleriranian goggles

Diana's chap stik tastes like Shaheen's iranian heat tent.

by Celtic_Matt April 4, 2009

champ scamp

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.

Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.

by iamnerp February 12, 2015

Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.

Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!

by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025