Chalmer

A greasy lubed up man always ready to cook up some banger food. Hes usually pretty decent at video games and can make some good jokes. He will never get on the game however

Hey chalmer, you ever gonna get on the game

by Scorched_ July 8, 2025

Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.

Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall

by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025

Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass

Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot

by Lickylemons May 30, 2018

Scott Chalmers

A person who is nothing more but a true Chad. Never stutters and their speaking skills is at the pinnacle of human speech.

Wow, he's so good at talking, just like Scott Chalmers!

by anhana May 30, 2023

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Doug Chalmers

The man the myth the legend. Famous vlogger.

Doug Chalmers is really good at vlogging.

by vickysfan January 30, 2022

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023