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bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.
YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer
by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017
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CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
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Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)
Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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optical chafing

The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.
Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.
by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006
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Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.
Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.
by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019
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Clutch Chafing

When a fat person changes gear in a car and their legs rub together chafing
Clutch Chafing, Your so fat your legs rub together when you change gear
by Adam Teee January 25, 2009
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Cheek chafing

Mostly during a physical activity. Your asscheeks start to rub Together therefore making a chafe
Damn I’m getting a nasty cheek chafing

right now!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020
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