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mobile chafing

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants
These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.
by H Jr. December 13, 2010
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Claffing

The act of crying and laughing at the same time, aka Dan and Nicole
I was sitting at the bar and a friend told me a funny joke and I started "claffing" for about twenty min.
by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013
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Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.
P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!
by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016
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chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
by Eric.. July 1, 2005
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Caffin

A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.
Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!
by Wii7036 January 20, 2009
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Chuffinelles

The Chuffinelles were an all women band who performed up and down and around Sheffield, England, in the 1980's. They achieved some recognition as a result of their politically charged performances which focussed on poverty, unemployment, and the demise of the British steel industry which was a major employer in the Sheffield area.

Hence, Chuffinelles can be used to describe actions by people who make people take notice of the kinds of injuustice that fly past the attention of regular media and are forgotten about, (or so politicians wish).

Chuffinelle's origins: Chuff is a local slang word for vagina. Chuffin' 'Ell is equivalent of saying "Fucking Hell"
People today rent because they can't get a mortgage, and the landlord charges them primo rent and gets away with it, is on the look out for something he can evict them over.
These people need the A team or some Chuffinelles.
by izzit413afw March 17, 2010
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chuffin snout

aye ah seen him chuffin a snout at the bikesheds
Aye aht cunts always chuffin snout
by gregory young squad February 14, 2015
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