It all started off with with Echo saying
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
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Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
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Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".
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Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.
Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.
It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.
Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.
It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
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Well there’s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.
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Get the chip cereal mug.Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
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