Cell Phone Drift

Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.

Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.

by mdman September 5, 2012

cell phone

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

by Amanda June 1, 2003

Cell Phone

In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.

"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"

**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**

"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."

by Moshe A. December 27, 2004

Cell Phone Freak Out

The brief frantic search that occurs when you you think you've lost your cell phone only to find it right in your pocket.

Matt- Why is Bob flailing around like that?
Mary- Looks like a cell phone freak out... yup he found it.

by Tall Cool One February 13, 2010

Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 24, 2006

Cell Phone asshole

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.

Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

cell phone heaven

When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.

John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"

Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."

John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."

by mpfogarty October 21, 2010