Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Channi

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Usaully a jewish girl. Who is beutiful gorgeous and sexy. Tends to act a little dumb, but means well. Extreamlly kind and very fun to be with!

Ted: omg you no what would be so fun??

Jon: What???

Ted: Hangin out with a Channi

by chingchon February 21, 2011

cannibalism

The solution to the human overpopulation problem.

People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.

by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004

cannibal corpse

the lead singer george is a nice guy and gives good hugs

at their london gig

by kittie666 May 24, 2004

cannibal

Any animal that devours its own kind.

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Overheard when two cannibals were eating a clown.

by bomb biscuit January 30, 2004

Cannibal Troll

A troll that spends its time troll baiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent on wasting the time of others. Ironically, cannibal trolls help make the internet a better place by distracting trolls and gathering them all together at the same location.

Cannibal Troll: I KNOW I'M FUCKING FAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST ON THE COMMENTS THAT I'M FAT!

Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty

by Koirui July 7, 2010

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

by LoSho March 5, 2013