Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009

cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013

Cantankerous

bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Wow, can you believe Carol from accounting? What a cantankerous bitch.

by Spunty January 21, 2016

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Cattaneo

Just a mess! Not even a hot mess. A cold booger on a wet paper plate. This is the human version of the word kerfuffle. A guy who is oblivious to just about anything that matters.

God damn it, Cattaneo!

by GrimeWords May 8, 2019

cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.

I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.

by lameobitch January 23, 2009

catwank

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004